The Applicant With A Winking Problem.

A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looked over his papers and said, "You've graduated from the best schools,your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.

I'm sorry . . . . we can't hire you".
"But wait," the man protested, "if I take two aspirin, I stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

The applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all sorts of cond0ms:red cond0ms, blue cond0ms, ribbed cond0ms, Assorted c0ndoms. Finally finding a packet of aspirin at the bottom. He tore it open, swallowed the tablets, and stopped winking.

"Oh dear," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we can't have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these cond0ms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a chemist's and asked for aspirin while winking?"


HAVE LOTS OF FUN FILLED WITH PLENTY SUGAR!

THE RANCHER,S WIDOW.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on a Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,'she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.Then she looked at him and said,
'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

ENJOY!


Unmasked: Erotic Tales of Gay Superheroes
Str8te Boys
PRISON KAMASUTRA (The Beauty of Gay Love)

A FUNNY NIGERIAN MAN (AN IBO MAN).

An Ibo man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Nigeria on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Ibo man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Ibo
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Ibo man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000”?

The Ibo man replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"

I g b o K w e n u!

Cheers!

WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH A WOMAN...?

ASSUME THAT I AM A WOMAN AND YOU GOT THIS EMAIL FROM ME TO YOU:

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX ... COS IT’S A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE...LOL

 CHEERS!

Siamese twin!

General Joke
Siamese twins walk into a pub  in Ontario  and park themselves
on a bar stool.

One of them says to the innkeeper, "Don't mind us, we're joined
at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two Molson Canadian beers, draft
please"

The innkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers.

"Been on holiday yet, boys?"

"Off to England next month," says Joe. "We go to England every
year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees.

"Ah, England, "says the innkeeper." Wonderful country... the
history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British cr*p," says Joe. "Hamburgers &
Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're arrogant and

rude.'

"So why keep going to England?" asks the innkeeper.


Joe replies, "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."