I AM A SAUDI !!!

A Little Girl... A Dog...A Saudi and A
 Policeman!!
  
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
 Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
 dog .He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He
 succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's
 life.
 A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and
 says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all
 the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of
 little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New
 Yorker!"
 
 "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the
 policeman answers. "But I am not an American!"
 says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man
 says: - "I am a Saudi!"
 The next day the newspaper says: "Islamic
 extremist kills innocent American dog".

PLEASE LEARN FROM THIS MAN AND MARRY AN ILLITERATE.

   An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria. She was booked for an economy class seat... Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat. 
  Then the attendant informed the Jnr. Pilot. The Jnr. Pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. Pilot went to inform the chief pilot. The chief pilot said I am married to an illiterate; I'll go and talk to her. The chief went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat. The attendant and Jnr. Pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her? 
  The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja, only economy class is.
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Engr Otubu the randy lecturer!

The link below gives the funny and ridiculous life of a randy lecturer. Others, learn from this!!!



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WORLD CUP SOUTH AFRICA 2010...

At the just concluded world cup South Africa 2010...

Supposing you are the goal keeper in this type of match with magic-laden monks/priests, what do you think of it?


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STATISTICAL TRICKS.

  There is a group of five statisticians on a 'train. At the next stop, five
epidemiologists get on. They all seem to know each other and start
chatting. It transpires that each of the epidemiologists has bought a
ticket, but the statisticians have only bought one between the five of
them. "Why did you do that?" asks one of the epidemiologists. "Surely
you're going to get caught and. thrown off the train". "Just wait and see!",
smiles one of the statisticians.

   As the ticket inspector is approaching to check everyone's tickets, the
statisticians all go off to the nearest toilet -the inspector passes the
epidemiologists and inspects all their tickets then moves on and notices
that the toilet is locked. "Tickets please!" shouts the inspector. One of
the statisticians pushes their ticket under the toilet door, which the
inspector checks and returns under the door. Once the inspector has
gone, all the statisticians return to their seats to the awe and amazement
of the epidemiologists. "That's incredibly clever!" says one of the
epidemiologists.

   A few weeks later they all find themselves on the same train again. They
sit together and start chatting once more. "We've done what you
suggested", says one of the epidemiologists, "and just bought one ticket
between the five of us!". "Oh really", says one of the statisticians, "we
haven't bought ANY tickets this time!". The epidemiologists look at each
other in amazement. "OK, one ticket between you is fine but not buying
any at all is ludicrous! "

   As the ticket inspector approaches the epidemiologists hurry off to the
toilet. Once they're inside the statisticians follow them. "Tickets please! "
shouts one of the statisticians. The ticket appears under the door and
they take it away and all bundle into a different toilet. The inspector gets
to the toilet with the epidemiologists in it. "Tickets please!" he shouts.
No reply. "Tickets please!". The epidemiologists admit defeat and come
out of the toilet only to be thrown off at the next station.

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REIGN OF FIRE.

One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the Dean's office and in
rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist
immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be
removed from the fire to stop the combustion. The chemist works on
which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation.
While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other
wastebaskets in the office. "What are you doing?" they demanded. "Well
to solve the problem, obviously you need a large sample size" the
statistician replies.


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FREE YOUR BURDEN.

On a hot summer’s day, a priest walking down a country lane sees a young farmer struggling
to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the Priest. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a
hand."
"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the priest said.
"You must be allowed to stop work. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Getting angry, the priest said,
"Your father is very hard on you. Tell me where he is and I'll tell him to treat you better!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."


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